Red Forman Quotes

It’s good to know that the National Guard was getting a good night sleep while I was in the...

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 15:31:06 -0400

It’s good to know that the National Guard was getting a good night sleep while I was in the South Pacific dodging bullets and using coral for toilet paper.

It’s good to know that the National Guard was getting a good night sleep while I was in the...

Wed, 08 Jun 2011 14:00:06 -0400

It’s good to know that the National Guard was getting a good night sleep while I was in the South Pacific dodging bullets and using coral for toilet paper.

Shut up.

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:14:06 -0400

Shut up.

Well I just wished that more teachers cared about their students like you do. I think it all started...

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 14:00:06 -0400

Well I just wished that more teachers cared about their students like you do. I think it all started going downhill when you couldn’t paddle the kids anymore.

Bob’s just kinda goofy, like a cartoon. It’s kinda like living next to Elmer Fudd.

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 14:02:06 -0400

Bob’s just kinda goofy, like a cartoon. It’s kinda like living next to Elmer Fudd.

Naw, we just whiz off the roof.

Sat, 04 Jun 2011 14:00:06 -0400

Naw, we just whiz off the roof.

Son… there’s something you should know… you’re an idiot.

Fri, 03 Jun 2011 14:01:06 -0400

Son… there’s something you should know… you’re an idiot.

I’ve started to notice something about you. You’re STILL HERE.

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 14:00:06 -0400

I’ve started to notice something about you. You’re STILL HERE.

I am gonna kill you and mount your head on the TV. And if it helps me get better reception,...

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 14:01:06 -0400

I am gonna kill you and mount your head on the TV. And if it helps me get better reception, it’ll do more for me than you have your whole life!

If that’s a Star Wars thing, I’m going to kick you in the ass.

Tue, 31 May 2011 15:50:06 -0400

If that’s a Star Wars thing, I’m going to kick you in the ass.

Look, Kitty, I didn’t touch our kids when they were babies and I’m not touching this...

Mon, 30 May 2011 14:07:05 -0400

Look, Kitty, I didn’t touch our kids when they were babies and I’m not touching this one.

If they really liked me they’d leave me alone.

Sun, 29 May 2011 14:05:06 -0400

If they really liked me they’d leave me alone.

And you are about to read a book that my foot wrote, it’s called on “On the road to in...

Sat, 28 May 2011 14:05:06 -0400

And you are about to read a book that my foot wrote, it’s called on “On the road to in your ass”.

Shoes are an inappropriate gift to give to another man.

Fri, 27 May 2011 14:02:06 -0400

Shoes are an inappropriate gift to give to another man.

Quit thinking about my pants. My legs and what covers them is my business.

Thu, 26 May 2011 14:00:06 -0400

Quit thinking about my pants. My legs and what covers them is my business.

Kitty you don’t understand how men work out. We dont give each other presents. We just...

Wed, 25 May 2011 14:00:06 -0400

Kitty you don’t understand how men work out. We dont give each other presents. We just basiclly ignore each other until we score a touchdown.

Oh, Kitty, I wouldn’t leave you for the car. Who’d make dinner?

Tue, 24 May 2011 14:00:06 -0400

Oh, Kitty, I wouldn’t leave you for the car. Who’d make dinner?

Would you like your keen eye to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass?

Mon, 23 May 2011 22:47:22 -0400

Would you like your keen eye to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass?

When my time comes, I want to be buried faced down so that anyone who doesn’t like me can kiss...

Mon, 23 May 2011 21:09:50 -0400

When my time comes, I want to be buried faced down so that anyone who doesn’t like me can kiss my ass.

A bunch of birds threw a crap-on-my-Corvette party.

Mon, 23 May 2011 16:21:05 -0400

A bunch of birds threw a crap-on-my-Corvette party.