Red Forman Quotes

Jun 09

It’s good to know that the National Guard was getting a good night sleep while I was in the South Pacific dodging bullets and using coral for toilet paper. 

Jun 08

It’s good to know that the National Guard was getting a good night sleep while I was in the South Pacific dodging bullets and using coral for toilet paper. 

Jun 07

Shut up.

Jun 06

Well I just wished that more teachers cared about their students like you do. I think it all started going downhill when you couldn’t paddle the kids anymore.

Jun 05

Bob’s just kinda goofy, like a cartoon. It’s kinda like living next to Elmer Fudd. 

Jun 04

Naw, we just whiz off the roof. 

Jun 03

Son… there’s something you should know… you’re an idiot. 

Jun 02

I’ve started to notice something about you. You’re STILL HERE. 

Jun 01

I am gonna kill you and mount your head on the TV. And if it helps me get better reception, it’ll do more for me than you have your whole life! 

May 31

If that’s a Star Wars thing, I’m going to kick you in the ass.